Thursday, February 17, 2011

Left Elbow Blowout

So I have a problem with dress shirts, but at this point, I'm not sure it's the shirts fault.  See, this is what has happened to about 10 shirts in the last two years....


This was a particularly nasty one.  Usually it's more insidious and forms a small hole that I notice but forget about and then end up wearing it to some important business meeting.  It happened to a bunch of my Brooks Brother's shirts recently.  Non-iron.  God I love those shirts.  So I thought the problem rested on them.  But now I am thinking that it has to do with how I sit at my desk.  I'm a lefty, so I use the mouse with my right hand.  This leaves my elbow free to sit on the desk with my hand under my chin, pondering the universe. 

I am become Death, Destroyer of fine dress shirts (but only the left elbow)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

elbow patches. very professorial.

Hero to the Masses said...

Good call. I'll ponder that.

Anonymous said...

That's hysterical, because I was sitting here resting my left elbow on the desk, hand-to-chin, as I read it...thinking about how I just bought six new brooks brothers shirts, and I might cry if I damage them at all in the next 10 years.

Brian said...

I have the same problem. I noticed that I was always blowing out the elbows on my favorite shirts. It is my right arm, I am a righty.

I tried being focused on keeping my elbow off the desk. Didn't help. I finally realized that it happened to my favorite shirts cause I wore them way more frequently then others.

I devised a method for ensuring I spread the wear out evenly among my shirts. I hung a little ring on the hanger after each wear. In the morning I selected a shirt from the hangers with the fewest number of rings on it. I have yet to have a blow out since then. Also, I have saved a ton of time not trying to remember what I wore recently or too often. Just looked at the rings and grabbed.