"Sir, when do you work?"
If the answer is from 9-5 or 8-6 like many of us slobs, then how the hell does anything get delivered to you. Everytime I order something and it ships UPS. I get one of these.
I hate these things. They taunt me and say, "Where the hell were you? You could have your video game/expensive consumer electronics product/birthday gift/life-saving medication if you were simply home at 1:15 PM like a normal American."
Now I have to go pick it up. And I don't care where you live...the UPS distribution center in your area is never convenient to get to. Usually in a heavily industrial area, close to nothing. So unless I want hookers with my package, it looks like I'm being sent far out of my way.
Have you considered having shit sent to work? It works for me!
ReplyDeleteI have everything sent to my office. Shit, my neighbor's even have their shit sent to me and I carry it home for them. I can't tell you how many times I've lugged home boots that Megan ordered online. I use the mailroom like my own personal doormen.
ReplyDeleteoops. my bad. it's your sunglasses that you dropped in the airport (and thankfully i FOUND)... and i didn't tell them to leave it without a signature. to my defense, i don't have your work address...
ReplyDeletebtw-- what the hell were you doing home at 2:26 p.m. to be able to blog anyway?! i was at work until 8 p.m.
ReplyDeleteSomeone call the waaambulance. I can fight terror just as well from my living room.
ReplyDeleteI actually am waging war against delivery services other than the USPS for this exact reason. I wonder if we can start a petition? It is embarassing to get packages from aladyspleasure.com at work.
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