For years, seeing a Wrangler in your rear-view mirror meant you should pull over. Not because the vehicle demanded respect, but because the driver was clearly an 18 year old hopped up on Mountain Dew and Accutane and would probably ram into the back of you and not even notice.
There are two rules with the Wrangler:
- You need to get a stick shift. Period. It's a Jeep, descendant from the original workhorse of World War 2. If you need an automatic, you should get a crossover with blue tooth built in. The jeep is meant to go off the road, even if you never let it. And automatics don't do serious four wheeling.
- Never get a four door Jeep. Listen, if you're getting a 4 door Jeep it's for a couple of reasons. You either have a bunch of friends, or you have a family. If you have a bunch of friends, tell them to pile their fat asses in the back. If you were a real Jeep owner, you'd have the top down and they'd be climbing over the tire anyway.