Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Guh....

So my day is busy....and I'm getting hungry. I brought in pizza from home that the roommate and I ordered. 2 slices. Put them in the fridge at around 7:15 AM, when I got in.

They're gone.

I consider pilfering from the work refrigerator to be among the worst crimes. Waay worse than stealing from anywhere else. This is my first time as a victim at this office. What kind of sick, twisted, fat slob do you have to be to steal my pizza. I will not rest until vengance is mine. If you could see my face right now, as I eat my Zone Mint Chocolate Chip energy bar. It's disgusting. I don't want this. I wanted a greasy slice of pizza.

I hope the person who stole my pizza catches herpes.

6 comments:

maikib said...

UNACCEPTABLE!! track that sucker down and kick some sense into them!

Tory Davis said...

Don't you fight terrorists for a living? Catching a pizza thief should be small potatoes... though I suppose the thief probably knows your tactics, if s/he works there too... I can't believe you eat Zone bars, you really do work in a bomb shelter. *shiver*

Tom said...

I agree Tory. I don't think Jack Bauer would let that shit slide.

pedro said...

I'll admit it. I ate the pizza. It was delicious.

chuck said...

I can see it now! A large sign above his chair that says..."I FIGHT TERROR...AND PIZZA STEALERS"....now tomorrow bring more pizza in but melt ex lax on top of it and then stand by the bathroom entrance and wait....

Graham Campbell said...

Yeah, I can get whole cities prepared for a hurricane, but I can't keep track of 2 goddamn slices of pizza.