So I'm watching TV and there's a commercial for a Pizza Hut product called the P'zone. The website for this awfulness is located here. They also have this video of the P'Zone eating contest. My favorite parts of the video are the announcing by International Federation of Competitive Eating (IFOCE) President Richard Shea who always wears a straw boater, and the moron from Pizza Hut trying to explain what a P'Zone is.
Listen up and listen good. If you're buying this, it means you aren't in a city nor do you live anywhere near a pizza place. If you did, then you would buy a calzone. Not only would you be getting something homemade, but you'd be helping out local business. Never mind the fact that any decent Italian would never be caught dead ordering anything called a P'Zone. Or bringing Momma from the old country to Olive Garden. Or be caught saying that Godfather Part 3 should ever have been made. Don't encourage these people.
Personally I prefer a good stromboli, but that's just me.
2 comments:
Oh! Stromboli! My kingdom for a stromboli!
There are no Italians in L.A., so I'm sure the p'zone will be a hit here... as long as it's low-cal, low-carb and won't make you fat!
God, how the hell did I end up here?
HEY BUDDY YOU CROSSED THE LINE THIS TIME, Godfather 3 was an AWESOME MOVIE!
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