So I drove back from MD today and I'm quite tired. So for mindless entertainment, I popped in a movie from my Netflix queue. Next, with Nick Cage and Julianne Moore. This movie is heavy on the mindless part and really short on entertainment.
Oh, and for as awful as Cage is as usual, Moore is 10 times worse. Like turd sandwich bad. Like my eyes and ears are bleeding bad. I should eat this DVD so that no one needs to go through this pain.
That's really all. My friend Chuck told me not to watch this movie. I'm sorry Chuck. I should have listened.
Wait....this seriously got worse. A lot worse. How does a crappy movie have a worse ending? I wouldn't even eat this DVD. It's not fair to my stomach.
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Seriously, Do you really think anyone cares about you watching a bad movie. Why not try a positive activity like helping Sally Struthers, or recommending to your governor to stop buying hookers, or better yet make a few phone calls to Pennsylvania for BO....
Seriously, Do you really think anyone cares about you watching a bad movie. Why not try a positive activity like helping Sally Struthers, or recommending to your governor to stop buying hookers, or better yet make a few phone calls to Pennsylvania for BO....
Cracker-- I find everything you do fascinating.
Hey, did you guys find Osama bin Laden last week?
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