Monday, March 24, 2008

Please God let this piece of yellow journalism be true


The University of Tennessee has come out with the results of a survey that say that hot women who marry average looking guys tend to have happier marriages. The UT group tends to conclude that those more homely of my gender tend to work harder to please a sex kitten.

Hear that ladies? That's the sound of me holding the door open for you, wondering how the hell I got so lucky date a supermodel. Looks are fading. Blind subservience is for life.

The article is here.

Hat tip to Fark.com for the find.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I take back every bad thing I have said about Texas....