Sunday, June 01, 2008

Hair Cut

So I've been a little remiss in blogging recently. A bunch of stuff happened...

  • I've got Athlete's Foot. Which figures, the first time I've been associated with anything athletic and it involves a fungus. Good news is that they make an ointment for it. Bad news is it's the same ointment that you apply for jock itch. Meaning that when I was at CVS, it was a little embarassing evaluating the efficacy of the ointment vs. the spray while women walk by and no doubt think awful things.
  • Harvey Korman died last week. He's been in a bunch of movies, but I'll always remember him from Blazing Saddles. He played Hedley Lamarr. God he was funny. That movie was funny.
  • Oh, and this awesome lobster spot burned to the ground in Downtown Boston. James Hook and Company. A funky ramshackle building bookended by the new Intercontinental Hotel and the Coast Guard Boston offices. They had great lobster rolls. Good news is that they've vowed to rebuild. My friend Tom turned me on to them.
So I'm waiting for a haircut at this place. It's pretty cool and they have internet which allows me to blog while I wait. I'm either the coolest guy you know or a Level 9 Dungeon Master. I need to get my summer cut. Hopefully I don't turn out like this guy.


Anonymous said...

Hey, where the white women at?

Anonymous said...

So how was the haircut? I bet a guy ended up cutting your hair right?

Anonymous said...

I don't think any women saw you buying your anti fungal pleasure cream....In fact you could have used it as a good conversation starter. A level 9 Dungeon Master? I am stuck at Level 2, I must really suck!

Hero to the Masses said...

The white women are all in Boston. Loads of them.

A lady actually cut my hair.

I think the conversation could have started like so, "Seeing you makes me heart itch almost as much as my balls."