Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Man of the Year?

I was listening to Opie and Anthony this afternoon, and heard about this delightful news item. Apparently there is some psycho in Iowa...go figure...that tried to kidnap his wife. When the cops got there, she gave them a copy of an apparent "marriage contract." Once again, The Smoking Gun is there....

Now obviously this guy ate paint as a child and probably has an aunt and a mother who is the same person. But, you gotta hand it to the guy for trying. This is much better than a pre-nup. I love his (GBD)s and the fact that he has spots to initial for her.

She didn't sign obviously....but you gotta wonder if anyone would.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The next time that you ask me to go to a glorified strip club with you, I want you to remember that you DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD A BLOG and that I can't go to Mango's with non-disclosers.