A tale of two movies

Last night, went to see Pirates 3. I have walked out of less than 5 movies in my life, now counting this one. My friend and I just sort of looked at each other about an hour into it and I was like "Wanna go?" She nodded vigorously. I've seen worse movies. But even that one, I hated viscerally. This movie simply bored me. It also tried to combine all these different plot elements that were far too confusing. Add to that the guy next to me who thought that the guy with the fake eyeball was the funniest thing he'd ever seen, and I was done. No thanks. I envision a world in 2076 where we are all forced to watch Bruckheimer movies and fed paste to sustain basic life functions. D

Then I came home and finished Click. This movie is basically a combination of It's a Wonderful Life and A Christmas Carol, but set in the present not around the holidays. It also continues the average looking guy marries a super hot wife. See to the right for confirmation of said hotness. And Christoper Walken was in it, who I always love. So this movie, which while rehashed and done before, was nice in a happy story kind of way. My grade is a B for content and an A- for Beckinsale's hotness.