Okay, so I was perusing Fark and happened across this gem.
A guy robbed a bank disguised as shrubbery. In New Hampshire. He got away with around $1,000 dollars. And was then caught shortly after with the money. Here is the security camera from the bank...
Holy crap. I'm stunned. So you think this is great right? Even right now, you're saying "Thank you Graham for this bounty you have shown me." Well it gets better. The police captain who was interviewed is named Dick Tracy.
Double holy crap. Are you kidding me? I kind of hope he talked into his watch to have the officers surround the house.